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The Bird of Peace is a porcelain statue of mute swans gifted by Richard Nixon to the People's Republic of China during his 1972 diplomatic visit to the country. The production of the statue was led by Helen Boehm and E. M. Boehm Studios, with design of the statue by head sculptor Maurice Eyeington.
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Dwele is a self-titled unofficial mixtape by the American R&B singer Dwele, released on February 24, 2009.
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Chavoy is a commune in the Manche department in Normandy in north-western France.
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