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{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
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Trecynon is a village near Aberdare, situated in the Cynon Valley, Rhondda Cynon Taf, Wales. It dates from the early nineteenth century and developed as a result of the opening of the Aberdare Ironworks at Llwydcoed in 1800.
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Emo is the tenth studio album by the American punk rock band Screeching Weasel. It was released on May 18, 1999,