{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?","punchline":"They mostly wrap.","id":109}
{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}