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{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
{"fact":"Some Siamese cats appear cross-eyed because the nerves from the left side of the brain go to mostly the right eye and the nerves from the right side of the brain go mostly to the left eye. This causes some double vision, which the cat tries to correct by \u201ccrossing\u201d its eyes.","length":275}
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{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
{"fact":"A cat's smell is their strongest sense, and they rely on this leading sense to identify people and objects; a feline's sense of smell is 14x better than a human's.","length":163}
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{"fact":"Both humans and cats have identical regions in the brain responsible for emotion.","length":81}
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